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When I was a boy the plant we boys called a fern was code for vagina, and to this day I love fern plants. In my heart the vagina is almost everything, and almost everything else could be summed up in what cock and seed have to offer; and everything else? The love of the father, dead or alive, the pain of too much pleasure, till death do us part, the voice of another song man from the other side, with or without God, Teri and the Possibilities, where ever you may be, the smell of sex in the air, seduced, slain, on my knees in prayer, sucking at the only thing that matters, my own personal Meret Oppenheim, I am Man Ray and I want you and to be all the way inside you, the cameras whirring as we put some elbow grease into the scene, the audience watching us in the dark.

Frank Black on his new album NonStopErotik. [Pitchfork]

Ithacapella is from Ithaca, and sings a cappella. See what they did ther? Clever. Even more clever the group is full of husky college boys, let's find out if you can spot them all as they sing the world-wide American Idol-spawned hit "Pants on the Ground."

And just for kicks check out another video after the jump.

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I don't really see the Jack Black-connection he claims, and really the best part of this video is Simon, but pickin's are a bit slim this year on Idol so Mark may be a front runner for the fatties this year. It does sound like he can kinda sorta sing and he seems like a nice enough guy, which of course means he'll get 5 seconds of screen time in Hollywood Week and never be heard from again.

This is an excellent, lengthy interview with Jonah in which he talks about Cyrus and some upcoming projects. Sorry for people still not liking the beard, maybe you could start a petition.

Happy Monday, everyone!

While doing some research for something else, the Chubarama elves stumbled upon this video of Travel Channel star Andrew Zimmern interviewing Travel Channel star Adam Richman. It's also 10 months old but Chubarama readers love these guys so we can't help but post this. I think both of their weights peaked a while ago but both are still looking good.