In some early 2010 celebrity news, Artie Lange has been hospitalized, according to multiple reports.  It's still unknown what exactly is ailing Artie but given the comic's weight fluctuations and very public drug and alcohol abuse it is not too hard to come up with some likely causes.  Best wishes to Artie and best of luck in getting better.

Also, the internet is vaguely a-buzz with news that Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis was recently admitted to rehab only to leave a day later.  At least, it seems a-buzz from our little spot on the web given our June 2007 profile of the Davis brothers is one of our all-time most popular posts.  Perhaps with some help from his friends Jason will get cleaned up, on his way back from the celebrity F-List to something more like the celebrity E Minus-List.