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Our favorite quote from the article regarding the current charges against him, "Sarno, also dubbed "Fat Ass" by some colleagues, has denied any wrongdoing in the current case. His attorney could not be reached for comment." Click through for the story with picture, and thanks to the submitter.

More finds from People of Walmart. First, a full moon.  Second... ...ugh, Matt Lucas?  In a onesie?  Yes? Got your own finds from Walmart?  Preview a place to post them here.  Full roll-out is coming early 2010.

And as others have pointed out, he does indeed kinda look like someone who would be named Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacca Highlander Elessar-Jankov.  Thanks to all the submitters who send Julius in.

We've seen him before but just can't get enough. Wondering if he's available for freelance work when not on duty. Buddy on the right might be pretty fine, too.

"This picture shot by a passenger aboard Southwest Airlines Flight 947 shows Alameda County Sheriff's deputies arresting a man who allegedly exposed himself to his female seat-mate, punched her when she screamed, and then stripped off all of his clothes as flight attendants and other passengers tried to subdue him." And you thought the Michael [...]

So...yeah.  This raises some questions.  The man pictured above, Jason Pfeiffer, is claiming that he was Michael Jackson's gay lover, according to multiple news outlets. "I've lost my soul mate, it's very hard to describe the loss I feel but there is something that is empty in my heart," Pfeiffer says. Things were "hot and heavy" [...]

Thanks to a kind submitter for this interesting set of pictures, click through to see the whole story and wish you had been there.  Sober.  Wondering who Bryan is.