Chubarama

After he's done playing he'll stay put and let you sit on his lap.

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I remember seeing this guy quite a while back and had forgotten about him until a most excellent submitter reminded me.  Check out Tommy's Myspace (complete with a Pixies song) for a lot more hot pictures, and here's a video down below, too.

This is pretty hot, check out the big smooth belly at the end, too bad there is no sound.  Thanks very much to the submitter!

Remember, this is about God.  No sexual subtext regarding electric pickles is intended.  [BoingBoing]

And we're talking full frontal NSFW goodness, so you can see it here.  Thanks to the submitter, I would have sworn we posted this before but I hunted for it but I couldn't find it, so good on you, buddy.

Thanks to the submitter for this one, back when they were doing promos for this season of Bizarre Foods they were showing clips of this like crazy but it's nice to see it online, too. I wanna rub his bald head.

BTW, no Humpday Giveaway this week, we'll be back next week. [...]

It makes the sexy factor multiply by 10, at least.  Thanks to the submitter.  I think.