Alright, listen up people.  Drew Carey is a chub icon.  Drew Carey is an icon icon.  People frickin' love him and if you're going to be Drew for Halloween you should do it right.  Some finer points of looking like Drew, coming up next.





This is pretty good.  The glasses are correct and the sloppy suit and tie hearken back to The Drew Carey Show era.  The hair is close enough and you can pull off something like this at your next Halloween party people will know what you're going for.  8/10



Eh, see, this is not what you want to go for.  If you're just going to be a fat dude who schleps from the office to the party and the only effort you put it is a big pair of glasses then you might as well just go as yourself or something.  3/10



Ok.  Having Mimi with you helps but really, how much effort is Mimi?  You just find a fellow fat person and apply too much makeup.  And raid your attic for the ugliest clothes you can find.  Still, better than nothing.  6/10



Ok this guy is hot so he could go around in an astronaut suit and I would probably say he was a dead ringer for Drew.  8/10



The hair is wrong and the facial hair is wrong and he looks nothing like Drew.  Still - The Price Is Right name tag is rockin' (even though, you know, the host doesn't wear a contestant name tag) and best of all is the skinny old school Bob Barker style microphone.  See?  A little effort and you don't even have to look like Drew to pull Drew off.  9/10



See, this guy is onto something but Drew in a tux?  Kinda unbelievable.  2/10