Heavyset Florida State Representative Robert "Bob" Allen arrested for trying to give a cop a BJ for $20
Jul.15, 2007 in
Daddies, Politicians
CFNews13 has an update on the story, but here's our favorite part:
"The Clerk’s office for the Florida House of Representatives confirmed to News 13 that Rep. Bob Allen was a cosponsor of a bill increasing penalties for public 'Lewdness and Indecent Exposure.'
According to legislative documents, the bill would have made it second degree felonies for public exposure and “unnatural and lascivious” acts with another person within 1,000 feet of public parks, as well as other public locations such as schools, child care centers, public beaches and community centers. It also would have made it easier for police to arrest someone for these crimes."
July 16th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
It’s getting so you cant even cruise seedy park restrooms for prostitutes anymore. Jeez!
Also, can you imagine the conversation he had with his wife? “Honey, I am at the police station. I was arrested. Huh? What for? They say I solicited a police for sex. No I was just at the park for.. um.. some exercise?”
July 16th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Yeah, slightly awkward, I’m guessing.
August 14th, 2007 at 6:35 am
Too bad. I’d've let him blow me for free AND I wouldn’t have arrested him.
July 8th, 2009 at 11:00 am
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