Director Kevin Smith recently found himself on a Southwest Airlines plane, but then got kicked out before takeoff.

And then he completely freaked out.  And still is, actually.  Like within 38 minutes of this posting.

Anyway, this is a story that has really taken off in mainstream media so we're not going to follow every twist and turn and nuance because it's going to be done breathlessly elsewhere.  We blame the jorts, but then again, it's not like this is the first time something like this has happened.