Man caught fucking a picnic table in public
If he really was fucking the table's umbrella hole in a spot where school children could see, I suppose that isn't too cool. However, the beefy, portly, hot as hell cop getting interviewed totally makes up for it in the eye-candy department.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:06 am
Now THAT is a hot cop! He can frisk me anytime.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:16 am
my god that collar can barely contain his fat neck.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:32 pm
WOOOOW!!! He is veeeery cute, I wouldl’nt resist arrest, or anythibg else,lol.
April 4th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
the puns in the comments are getting worse and worse…haha good work guys!
April 6th, 2008 at 1:54 am
The best thing about the cop is trying to explain exactly what the guy was doing–the pause is priceless. I mean, how exactly do you explain to a TV reporter that some weirdo was having Carnal Knowledge of a patio table? And why would any TV reporter put a fellow human being through that? Oh, now I remember . . .TV reporters ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS
May 4th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
the cop is extremely sexy!