Matt Damon is fat, people. Fat. FAAATTTTTTTT.
Jun.26, 2008 in
Celebrity
Ok so maybe he's just a bit tubby. It's for a role, so says 90000000 other blogs and about 20 billion eagle-eyed Chubarama tipsters. Chubarama readers, what say you? Want?
June 27th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Ok. I finally get what all those girls and boys were blathering about. About 15 more pounds and I would definitely want to f*ck Matt Damon… in the pool, in the car, up against the mini-bar.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Damn right I want!
June 27th, 2008 at 1:51 am
It’s a good start.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:52 am
How about a “role” in the hay?
June 27th, 2008 at 7:51 am
First Ben Affleck gets tubby for Hollywoodland, and now this. I *finally* have a boner for the Good Will Hunting guys! Hooray!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Wouldn’t mind being the meat in a sandwich with him and Sean Astin. Yummo.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I love how the waistband from his shorts sits right under his tummy. Now I need to print this out and have some time with my best friend “handy”.
June 27th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
For as freakin’ rich as he is, those are the ugliest shorts I’ve ever seen. They’re the Donald Trump Hair of swimsuits. Take them off. Immediately.
June 28th, 2008 at 12:49 am
OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! PHYSICALLY, HE HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HIS ACTING SKILLS. WHAT A HUNK! OH, TO SEE A 360 SHOT OF HIM WITHOUT THE SHORTS!
June 28th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
OMG! I thought it was a fat suit in previous photos from the set. This is great! He looks like a real man now! HA HA
June 30th, 2008 at 12:37 am
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June 30th, 2008 at 2:02 am
I like everything except the mustache.