Patton Oswalt’s belly

Thing is, we've never done a full fledged feature on Patton before, even though he's one of our all time favorite tubby guys. One reason is we've always hoped for some sort of upcoming shirtless or nude scene that would just blow our minds but as far as we know (correct us in the comments if you'd like) it just hasn't happened yet.
Luckily a submitter just sent in this shot which shows...well, a little. Better than nothing. Either way Patton is just about as funny and talented as any other comedian out there and the fact that he's really hot is just a nice bonus. Here's a couple more pics the submitter sent in as well as some video.





May 27th, 2008 at 10:03 am
May 27th, 2008 at 10:18 am
I don’t know why it embedded that clip (funny though it may be) it’s not what I intended.
Here’s the clip you’re looking for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdO9lMT7yA
May 27th, 2008 at 11:01 am
I love Patton Oswald. And for posting that link Paul I love you too.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
…is that the dude from Anthrax on the left hand side?
May 28th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Some corrections… it’s Oswalt with a T.
And, he has been naked/topless and I’ve seen it. Hotness. I can’t really remember which episodes in particular but he’s been ‘naked’ in King Of Queens quite a few times.
May 28th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
scott ian, yes it is.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Scott Ian of Anthrax (dating/married-?? to Meat Loaf’s daughter Pearl Aday), David Cross, and Patton. Looks like these were all taken from Patton’s MySpace page? Love the Posehn mangina!
and use the “Physical Comedy” bit for a little “relief”! Gotta LOVE the rapport that Patton and Brian share in that “Comedians of Comedy” clip! and Zach’s just a sexxxy beardo fuck!
May 29th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
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February 16th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Patton has big, juicy red nipples–from what I remember. I saw the episode once (but I can’t remember the season/episode) where Carrie walked in on Spence changing in her bathroom. It was quite sexy for my 14-year-old self to handle. I MUST find it!
December 1st, 2011 at 6:29 am
Wow that sure is a nice tummy looks so cute