We here at Chubarama HQ just barely know who Tucker Max even is (mostly based on mostly ignoring him every time he pops up on Gawker) but these photos just popped into our inbox, and yeah, they are epic as can be.
Apparently this young man got the idea that taking his shirt off in front of Mr. Max was a good idea (it was, oh my god it was) and apparently Mr. Max thought it was a good idea to scribble on his chest and belly (it was, oh my god it was).
Two more incredible pictures, including an armpit shot, after the jump.
So on one hand, this is disturbing because these guys are contractors who are in charge of guarding things like the American embassy in Afghanistan, and it appears as though when they’re not on the clock (getting paid a hell of a lot more than what a typical soldier would in the US Army) they’re…getting drunk and eating things out of each other’s butts. That sort of hazing-esque atmosphere where men may be pressured into doing things they wouldn’t otherwise can’t be good for the morale of the ones trying to avoid the whole thing, and the reports of harassment of Afghan nationals are messed up, too. Not good.
…apparently this guy is one of the husbands on Housewives of New Jersey. Ahem. [Gawker]
This was posted over on Gawker. And sometimes you just need some Hurley, mkay? So there he is.
Uh, yeah. I mean if you’re really that interested in the whole woman-birthing-8-babies thing (still?) I guess you can watch the whole thing but for the rest of us, just turn the sound off and watch his lips move for a while. Quite nice! [Gawker]
If this doesn’t generate some comments I’m not sure what will. Feel free to leave a comment for who you think is the hottest one. Or, you know. Most rage-inducing. Some might qualify for both. [Gawker]
Sean Delonas, the despicably racist, homophobic cartoonist for the NY Post.
Taking into consideration that very, very yellow tie, I’m thinking perhaps the lady doth protest too much. [Gawker]