UroClub is a fake golf club you can use to pee pee in public if your local golf course frowns on doing your business out in the rough.  Luckily -

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-the headless model they use to illustrate the proper towel-over-willy technique is clearly a tubster.  Notice the wide, paunchy waist and thick, beefy calves.  If only they hadn't cropped out what I'm betting is a nice, smiling chubby face.  Then again you might not want your picture made public when you're pissing in a fake golf club and then carrying it around for the rest of the day. [Gizmodo]